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Bad abstract algebra jokes

  • A carpool is a group of people who commute with each other. Therefore, a carpool is an abelian group.
  • If 1=0 in the zero ring, why don't they call it The One Ring instead?

Yes, I came up with them.

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5 Responses to “Bad abstract algebra jokes”

  1. philroy Says:
    April 23rd, 2004 at 7:02 am

    Heh heh heh. Funny thing is, I can’t decide if it’s good or not that I got this. :)

  2. Matt Brubeck Says:
    April 23rd, 2004 at 10:29 am

    “Zero ring to rule them all, zero ring to find them…” ?

  3. philroy Says:
    April 23rd, 2004 at 10:44 am

    Well, actually it would be “zero ring to find *it*” since the zero ring contains only one element, namely 0.

    Like I said, I haven’t decided yet if it’s good or bad that I know this stuff.

  4. hao2lian Says:
    April 24th, 2004 at 9:57 am

    What, no rimshot?

  5. Hendrik Says:
    May 29th, 2004 at 8:16 am

    be ashamed!!!

    …

    it’s ok, just kidding