Top 14 reasons to invade Switzerland
Keepers of Lists rejected this list I wrote, so I'm posting it here (without yay/nay voting, unfortunately).
- They're not with us, so they must be against us.
- Once we control Geneva, we can modify the Geneva Convention.
- When was the last time Switzerland won a war?
- To see how long they remain neutral.
- They refuse to refund us for the holes in their cheese.
- Zurich and Geneva recognize gay marriage.
- Four percent of Switzerland is muslim.
- To freeze (and take) ill-gotten funds in Swiss bank accounts.
- Their army keeps supplying small knives to terrorists.
- To send a message to all the other "neutral" countries.
- They would never expect it.
- Easiest way to go to war with the entire rest of the world.
- Retaliation for tricking us into signing the Geneva Convention after WWI.
- To sieze control of lucrative domain names such as getri.ch and coo.ch.
October 1st, 2005 at 3:46 am
BURN IN HELL, U MOTHA FUCKIN RACIST
October 1st, 2005 at 4:04 am
I’m pretty sure it’s satire, retard.
October 1st, 2005 at 4:15 am
Switzerland – The other white race!
October 1st, 2005 at 4:16 am
*rolleyes*
Some people take the internet far too seriously.
October 1st, 2005 at 5:09 am
That’s probably why it got rejected from KoL, too. Underhanded sarcasm is difficult for the average netizen of today (omg lolz aol pwsn u) to recognize.
October 1st, 2005 at 5:30 am
I think you might be on to something.
“All I know is my gut says maybe.”
October 1st, 2005 at 5:44 am
You gotta love the trolls though, makes surfing the web like a day at the zoo…
October 1st, 2005 at 8:05 am
Haha, those are good ones Jesse!
October 1st, 2005 at 10:59 am
I’m down for whatever as long as it involves cheese.
October 1st, 2005 at 11:40 am
16,2% of them use Firefox.
October 1st, 2005 at 4:14 pm
Mouhahahahaha good irony ! For sure those reasons can convince dubya :o)
October 1st, 2005 at 5:26 pm
Reasons? Dubya needs *reasons* to invade someone? ;)
October 2nd, 2005 at 10:46 am
Pity that got rejected – it’s better than some of the lists that have been up there recently.
October 7th, 2005 at 12:17 am
I live there. Switzerland is very pround of that their value is from the people minds not the land, so if you invade it you usualy only get the land, not the minds.
Yes, Long live gay marriges!= freedom.
October 7th, 2005 at 12:20 am
clearly a hunter weapon!
October 7th, 2005 at 12:25 am
Sorry, forgot to tell you. Your HTML editor doesn’t work in Opera 8, don’t know for the other versions.
October 7th, 2005 at 4:02 am
Hehe, I love this not so soft touch of sarcasm :) if someone likes to invade us, I know some good restaurants. Greetings from the not yet invaded Switzerland, Jen
October 7th, 2005 at 4:41 am
Auf rotem Grund ein weisses Kreuz, wir lieben dich du schöne Schweiz!
October 7th, 2005 at 5:18 am
Wie sieht die Schweizer Kriegsfahne aus?
Weißes Kreuz auf weißem Grund!
October 7th, 2005 at 12:25 pm
Trittst im Morgenrot daher,
Seh’ ich dich im Strahlenmeer,
Dich, du Hocherhabener, Herrlicher!
Wenn der Alpenfirn sich rötet,
Betet, freie Schweizer, betet!
Eure fromme Seele
Eure fromme Seele ahnt
Gott im hehren Vaterland,
Gott, den Herrn, im hehren Vaterland.
Kommst im Abendglühn daher,
Find’ ich dich im Sternenheer,
Dich, du Menschenfreundlicher, Liebender!
In des Himmels lichten Räumen
Kann ich froh und selig träumen!
Denn die fromme Seele ahnt
Gott im hehren Vaterland,
Gott, den Herrn, im hehren Vaterland.
Ziehst im Nebelflor daher,
Such’ ich dich im Sternenmeer,
Dich, du Unergründlicher, Ewiger!
Aus dem grauen Luftgebilde
Tritt die Sonne klar und milde,
Und die fromme Seele ahnt
Gott im hehren Vaterland,
Gott, den Herrn, im hehren Vaterland
Fährst im wilden Sturm daher,
Bist du selbst uns Hort und Wehr,
Du, allmächtig Waltender, Rettender!
In Gewitternacht und Grauen
Lasst uns kindlich ihm vertrauen!
Ja, die fromme Seele ahnt,
Gott im hehren Vaterland,
Gott, den Herrn, im hehren Vaterland.
^^
October 7th, 2005 at 6:48 pm
yuppi…
for those of us who does some programming “Yes, Long live gay marriges!= freedom” can easily be missinterpreted, as != often is used for “not equals”…
October 8th, 2005 at 1:42 pm
When you invade switzerland where shall I store my money???
October 13th, 2005 at 4:17 pm
Oh yes, I wasn’t looking as my phrase from that point of view, sorry.
There’s no rewind button, is there?
October 15th, 2005 at 8:50 am
7. Four percent of Switzerland is muslim.
That’s stupid and racist. Grow UP.
November 7th, 2005 at 7:48 pm
To: Hussam Al-Tayeb,
Stupid and racist? Muslim is a religion. What race then would he be offending? Obviously you missed the point of reason #7.
You grow up.
– Bryan
November 8th, 2005 at 5:42 pm
I won’t lie. I stole this list and used it on my blog. I thought it was funny and had to share it.
November 8th, 2005 at 6:39 pm
Hussam Al-Tayeb just got BURNNNED!!!
ARGHHH!! WHERZ ME SHOEIZ!!
November 9th, 2005 at 3:55 am
seriously what is the meaning of #7?
November 9th, 2005 at 12:57 pm
The meaning of #7 is a dubya joke I believe, saying that to some americans, all muslims must be connected to terrorism. Or at least a percentage. So therefore, a percentage of the 4% must be terrorists.
Right? Who knows. I hate keepers of lists, they’re not funny.
November 9th, 2005 at 5:54 pm
aah..so, hussam you get it don’t you?
November 11th, 2005 at 1:38 pm
hehe, funny list. Took me almost 20 minutes to find this site again for a re-visit… :)
November 13th, 2005 at 2:53 pm
omg pilzz is right
IT’S A HUNTER ITEM !!!!!1111twelve
November 17th, 2005 at 12:34 pm
Topp 14 anledningar för USA att invadera Schweiz
Hittade en humoristisk lista på Jesse Rudermans blog; “Top 14 reasons to invade Switzerland” där han listar anledningar för att USA skulle invadera Schweiz. Här kommer en översättning:
1. Är de inte med…